For every Game Master who’s poured their heart (and sanity) into a campaign — our “0 Sessions Since the GM Cried!” shirt says it all. Whether it’s rules lawyering, derailment, or that one player deciding to seduce the dragon, this design perfectly captures the beautiful chaos of running a tabletop game. Equal parts sympathy and sarcasm, it’s a must-have for every long-suffering storyteller behind the screen.

Made from soft, breathable cotton with a comfortable unisex fit, it’s built for long nights, deep sighs, and dramatic facepalms. Durable enough to survive even your players’ worst decisions — and still look great doing it.