Define your role in style with our Dungeon Master Definition T-shirt — the perfect uniform for storytellers, schemers, and world-builders. Featuring a witty dictionary-style entry that captures the humor, authority, and chaos of running the table, this tee is both a badge of honor and a warning label to your players.

Made from soft, high-quality cotton with a comfortable unisex fit, it’s ideal for game nights, conventions, or plotting your next total party kill in comfort. Clean, clever, and just a little bit menacing, it’s the perfect way to say: Yes, I’m the one who decides if that hits.

Rule the table, define the game — wear it proudly, Dungeon Master.