STR Was My Dump Stat, and we’re not ashamed! Perfect for players who prefer brains, spells, or sneakiness over brute force, this witty tee celebrates clever characters, critical thinking, and those unforgettable dice rolls. Whether you’re solving puzzles, charming NPCs, or watching your party’s fighter carry the loot, you’ll look humorously self-aware doing it.

Made from soft, durable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s ideal for game nights, conventions, or everyday adventures where humor meets heroics. Smart, cheeky, and just a little underpowered — like every clever adventurer should be.