Critical Flair No Kill! (Mind Flayer) T-Shirt Heather Navy / S - Dungeons and Dragons and tabletop RPG gaming apparel

No Kill! (Mind Flayer)

Heather Navy / S
$29.99
$29.99 $34.99
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No Kill! (Mind Flayer)

No Kill! (Mind Flayer)
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$29.99
$34.99 $29.99
ColorHeather Navy
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Design Details

Part of our "No Kill!" Baby Monster Collection!

Usually, an encounter with an Illithid ends with a devoured brain and a blank character sheet. But this little guy? He just wants to join the campaign. With tears welling up in his giant alien eyes and a d4 clutched in his tiny tentacles, he offers the ultimate pun: "Mind If I Play?" It’s the perfect shirt for the DM who loves psychological horror wrapped in a cute package, or the player who suspects the new party member might be lawful evil but is simply too adorable to kick out.

We’ve protected against psychic damage by maximizing physical comfort. This tee is printed on ring-spun cotton that feels as smooth as silk against the skin, making it durable enough for the Underdark but soft enough for a long rest. The seamless design eliminates annoying side stitching, ensuring you stay comfortable whether you’re plotting world domination or just rolling up a new character.

He promises not to eat your brain... at least until he hits Level 5. Let him join the party.
Care Information

💦 Machine wash inside-out: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors. Do not bleach. Avoid contact with ochre jelly.

Do not dryclean; tumble dry on low heat. Do not apply dragon's breath!

Heather colors: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton
Sport colors: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester
All others: 100% AWESOME, 100% Cotton
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If you encounter any issues with your order (damaged, offset print, etc) please Contact Us within 30 days of receipt and we'll do everything we can to make it right for you! ❤️

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