Whether you’re stuck in traffic, trapped at work, or pretending to be productive, there’s only one truth that matters — you’d rather be rolling dice. This witty Dungeons & Dragons–inspired T-shirt is perfect for tabletop gamers who live for that satisfying click-clack of their favorite polyhedral set.

Soft, breathable cotton keeps you comfortable through long sessions, while the bold design makes sure everyone knows where you’d rather be — adventuring at the table. Ideal for D&D nights, conventions, or casual everyday wear, it’s a simple statement every gamer can get behind.

Made from premium 100% cotton with a unisex fit that’s as versatile as a bard’s spell list, this shirt rolls a natural 20 for comfort and style.