Why bother with an attack roll when you can just dictate damage? This shirt celebrates the single most reliable spell in the history of wizardry: Eat. Sleep. Magic Missile. Repeat. It’s the daily grind of the arcane caster who values guaranteed force damage over flashy, miss-able fireballs. Perfect for the player who knows that sometimes, 3 darts of unavoidable pain are exactly what's needed to finish off a boss, break enemy concentration, or just deal with a nagging goblin without breaking a sweat. It’s the magical equivalent of "it just works."

Just like Magic Missile, this tee always hits the target for comfort. We've printed this design on premium, ring-spun cotton that feels as smooth as silk against the skin, offering a durability that can survive a dungeon crawl and a softness perfect for a long rest. The Gildan 64000’s seamless design means no annoying side stitching to distract you during critical roleplay moments. It’s a comfortable, breathable, and perfectly accurate addition to your real-life inventory.

Cast it every day. You literally cannot miss with this one.