Behind every great campaign is a Dungeon Master running on imagination, determination… and a dangerous amount of caffeine. The DM Fueled By… shirt is a loving tribute to life behind the screen, featuring a cloaked DM silhouette framed by a vintage sunset backdrop and the unmistakable truth: DMs are fueled by caffeine and tears!

Designed for storytellers, worldbuilders, and emotional damage collectors, this shirt captures the quiet chaos of running the game. It’s made from super-soft, premium cotton that’s comfortable enough for marathon sessions and late-night prep, with a smooth fit that won’t distract you while juggling NPC voices and plot threads. Printed in the USA and shipped fast, it’s ready for your next session, con, or well-earned long rest.

Wear it with pride — you’ve earned every sip and every tear.