CON Was My Dump Stat, and you’ve got to laugh through the hit points! Perfect for players who prioritize brains, spells, or style over sheer stamina, this witty tee celebrates memorable failures, risky gambles, and those moments your party carries you through. Whether you’re surviving by luck or clever planning, you’ll look humorously fragile doing it.

Made from soft, durable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s ideal for game nights, conventions, or casual adventures where humor meets heroics. Playful, clever, and just a little fragile — like every clever adventurer should be.