Adventuring is dangerous… but some deaths are just unacceptable. Our I’m Okay With Dying* shirt leans fully into classic tabletop gallows humor, featuring a fallen adventurer and broken sword beneath the bold disclaimer: Except by… followed by a list of 24 painfully familiar, laugh-out-loud ways a hero might meet an untimely end. From bad rolls to worse decisions, it’s a love letter to every player who’s ever said, “Okay, but not like that!”

Made from super-soft, premium cotton, this shirt is comfortable enough for long sessions and durable enough to survive snack spills, dice explosions, and post-TPK debates. With a smooth, no-fuss fit and crisp print, it’s built for game nights, conventions, or casual wear when you want fellow D&D fans to instantly recognize your sense of humor. Printed in the USA and shipped fast, it’s ready for your next character… and the one after that.

Because death is part of the game — just preferably not by something stupid.